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How To Make A Hamster Thinner (VIDEO)

29/04/2014 15:58 BST | Updated 29/04/2014 15:59 BST

Meanwhile, in Japan (where else?!), a video demonstrating how to flatten a hamster - in a completely safe manner, of course.

And no, it doesn't involve depriving said hamster of food - merely showing it some love. Aww!