These Disgusting Pictures Of Food Will Make Your Stomach Churn

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With food porn plaguing our Instagram feeds and more celebrity chefs than we've had hot dinners, it can sometimes be hard to remember that not everyone is a Michellin-starred chef.

In fact, most of us just muddle through - burning the odd slice of toast or over-cooking eggs every now and again. We're only human, right?

Of course, there are exceptions. At the other end of the food chain are the culinary chumps - those who serve up slop to unsuspecting guests, who undercook meat and mix ingredients that should never set foot in the same bowl.

Thankfully these food faux-pas have been carefully collated in our new favourite Tumblr, Someone Ate This, and we've included our favourites below.

Brace yourself.

No, I said you can go to the liposuction clinic DURING lunch, not eat liposuction medical waste FOR lunch. You silly goof!

So sassy!

I’m guessing this guy gets laid ALL the time. Like, imagine this scenario…<br />
A hot babe is over at this guy’s place. He serves 15 lbs. of chunky glunky barf gloop to this girl out of a huge wooden salad bowl. She is now immediately at level 100 horny and jumps all over him. She pauses and says, “Wait. Are your countertops and oven fucking filthy and disgusting like they haven’t been cleaned in over a year?” He smiles a cool, sly smile. Cut to: they’re bangin’ to Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me” playing on an endless loop.

This is like what your mom’s new boyfriend cooks for you when you visit his shag carpeted condo for the first time.

LOL WUT

More evidence that most people in Germany want to eat human skin.

I want everything I eat from now on to look like a drowning victim.

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