Labour Has Promised To Give Everyone An Owl, Entire British Public Now Vows To Vote Labour (PICTURES)

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The Labour Press Team has announced a new vote-winning policy that could have a momentous effect on the 2015 General Elections.

Owls. Owls for everybody.

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Either it's a head-turning policy that could give flight to Labour's polling chances, or it's tweet by someone in the press department who simply doesn’t give a hoot (sorry.)

The internet, of course, responded in glorious fashion...

But what about owls for women? Labour has since been accused of owl-based sexism. Why only "his"? Miliband has vital answers to question.

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