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World Cup Villain Luis Suarez Immortalised As Bitey Nipple Clamps By Sex Toy Firm (NSFW PICTURES)

03/07/2014 16:01 BST | Updated 03/07/2014 16:59 BST

Ever since that unfortunate incident during the Uruguay v Italy game, striker Luis Suarez has been variously immortalised as Jaws, Hannibal Lecter and Count Dracula.

And now his toothy visage has been emblazoned across a sex toy.

Before you wince and clamp your legs tightly shut, fear not… we don’t mean that type of sex toy.

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Rather, Suarez is now the face of these charming nipple clamps.

Online sex toy store Oliver & Eva unveiled the creation on Friday, with store director Tobias Lundqvist remarking: “We are passionate about football and love everything about the sport. Not just the game.

“We love the culture, the spirit, and even these weird incidents that make this World Cup so much more memorable.”

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Memorable in a “I simply must have a pair of £25 Luis Suarez nipple clamps dangling from my chest” way, presumably.

Lundqvist added: “Maybe we should sent him a sample. He might be proud to spread a bit of pleasure and love, despite his material on the field.”

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