All John wants is to drink a lemonade - neat, no vodka.
But his friends have other ideas.
Will John ever get the early night he craves, or is he destined to spend his life stealing traffic cones and falling asleep on the night bus?
You'll have to watch the video from comedy group Offkey World to find out...
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