Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund Kills Mutant Zombie

27/10/2014 09:40 GMT | Updated 27/10/2014 09:59 GMT

'Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund' is apparently something people know about on the internet.

Anyway, we wouldn't previously care. But then the dog went and killed a zombie in a video game and we were forced to.

We were forced to.