Dogs
"Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together"
Don't dismiss these symptoms. Get your pet to the vet right away.
"there is no higher form of comedy than a pet with a human name. congrats on your netflix special or whatever, but this dog's name is Peter"
"sorry i can't hang out i have to sit here and slow blink at this cat who hates me"
Don't dismiss these symptoms. Here's what to do if you notice them and how to best protect your pup.
"The call is coming from inside the house."
Spoiler alert: Tail-wagging isn't on the list.
"Sometimes, I’ll say something to my dog then he will blankly stare past me and I just know he’s seeing how I die."
"Does anyone else have a pet that nags them to go to sleep? like, do you have work tomorrow or something lil bro??"
This hydration tool can help prevent disease and aligns with their evolutionary instincts.