Twitter's favourite football parody account has come to life for a very special Christmas message.
His face when he opens a pack of PG Tips is priceless.
"It's a bit foreign isn't it? I thought it was only Yorkshire Tea that did teabags."
The parody account has over 365,000 followers despite only tweeting very, very boring things.
Vincent Kompany invited me to the Christmas markets tonight but my toaster isn't going to clean itself so I said no. pic.twitter.com/loGrdAC5gE— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) December 17, 2014
I'm glad I bought a new coat today because the weather has turned really cold and my new coat is really warm.— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) November 24, 2014
Joe Hart said Well done for getting Chris Smalling sent off. I said I didn't do it on purpose, he just tripped me up. He said Oh.— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) November 2, 2014
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