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Who To Follow On Twitter In 2015

01/01/2015 18:03 GMT | Updated 02/01/2015 07:59 GMT

Ok, so there are far more people than this you should be following on Twitter, but this is a start...

The Newcomers

Name: The England Football Team

Age: 140

Handle: @England

Occupation: Adored national frustration

Why you should follow them: If you're English you have no excuse

Name: The CIA

Age: 67

Handle: @CIA

Occupation: Spying

Why you should follow them: Because they're already following you, one way or another

Name: Theo Walcott

Age: 25

Handle: @theowalcott

Occupation: Footballer

Why you should follow them: When he's not injured he's bloody talented

Name: Lupita Nyong'o

Age: 31

Handle: @Lupita_Nyongo

Occupation: Actor

Why you should follow them: A superb acting talent taking the world by storm

Name: Jo Froggat

Age: 34

Handle: @JoFroggatt

Occupation: Actor

Why you should follow them: One of the best things in your favourite show

Name: Susie Dent

Age: 47

Handle: @susie_dent

Occupation: "That woman in Dictionary Corner"

Why you should follow them: A font of lexical knowledge

Name: Robert Downey Jr

Age: 49

Handle: @RobertDowneyJr

Occupation: Actor

Why you should follow them: Why wouldn't you follow one of the coolest guys on the planet?

Name: Geoffrey Boycott

Age: 74

Handle: @GeoffreyBoycott

Occupation: Cricket commentator

Why you should follow them: If you like cricket, you like Geoffrey Boycott

Name: Rashtrapati Bhavan

Handle: @RashtrapatiBhvn

Occupation: President of India

Why you should follow them: The leader of 1.2 billion people deserves to be listened to

Name: Tess Daly

Age: 45

Handle: @TessDaly

Occupation: TV presenter

Why you should follow them: She's one of the nation's favourites

The funny people

Name: Moose Allain

Handle: @MooseAllain

Occupation: "Artist, etc. Dogsbody, but human head. Peripheral visionary. Pest."

Best tweet:

Name: Keri

Handle: @kerihw

Occupation: "small nervous man"

Best tweet:

Name: Tom Jamieson

Handle: @jamiesont

Occupation: Staff writer Private Eye. Dead Ringers R4.

Best tweet:

Name: Paul Bassett Davies

Handle: @thewritertype

Occupation: "Writer in residence, at my house."

Best tweet:

Name: Lisa

Handle: @biscuitahoy

Occupation: "General twat. Founder and editor of the @FlamingTrilby website."

Best tweet:

Name: Scriblit

Handle: @Scriblit

Occupation: "Temporary joke wrangler to the stars"

Best tweet:

Name: The Bath Bird

Handle: @TheBathBird

Occupation: "Very sweary atheist. 3 kids, 2 dogs, 1 husband. They all cramp my style."

Best tweet:

Name: Amanda

Handle: @Pandamoanimum

Occupation: "Mum of 2. Wife of 1. Lover of wine."

Best tweet:

Name: Eliza Bayne

Handle: @ElizaBayne

Occupation: "I make stuff."

Best tweet:

Name: GusTheFox

Handle: @GusTheFox

Occupation: Sucking tuna out of a bomber jacket.

Best tweet:

Politics

Name: Stella Creasy

Handle: @stellacreasy

Occupation: Labour and Co-operative MP for Walthamstow

Best tweet:

Name: General Boles

Handle: @GeneralBoles

Occupation: "Parody Minister of State for (Photoshop) Skills."

Best tweet:

Name: Karl Sharro

Handle: @karlremarks_AR

Occupation: "Architect, joker, blogger and extremely bad cartoonist"

Best tweet:

Name: Ed Balls

Handle: @edballsmp

Occupation: Labour and Co-operative MP for Morley & Outwood and Shadow Chancellor

Best tweet:

Name: Tom Watson

Handle: @tom_watson

Occupation: Member of Parliament for West Bromwich East

Best tweet:

Name: Jonathan Portes

Handle: @jdportes

Occupation: Director, National Institute of Economic and Social Research

Best tweet:

Name: Gawain Towler

Handle: @GawainTowler

Occupation: Ukip spinner, possibly the hardest job in the world

Best tweet:

Name: Primly Stable

Handle: @PrimlyStable

Occupation: "Purveyor of 'world-class snark' since 2010"

Best tweet:

Name: Peter Mannion 'MP'

Handle: @PeterMannionMP

Occupation: Top notch parody

Best tweet:

Name: Michael Fabricant

Handle: @Mike_Fabricant

Occupation: MP dude for Lichfield

Best tweet:

The celebs

Name: James Blunt

Handle: @JamesBlunt

Occupation: Singer, surprisingly funny man and king of putdowns

Best tweet:

Name: Jemima Kirke

Handle: @jemimakirke

Occupation: Actor

Best tweet:

Name: Steph and Dom

Handle: @stephanddom

Occupation: Tipsy Goggleboxers

Best tweet:

Name: Chelsea Handler

Handle: @chelseahandler

Occupation: Comedian, TV personality and Author

Best tweet:

Name: Jimmy Bullard

Handle: @jimmybullard

Occupation: Former footballer and 'I'm a Celebrity' evictee

Best tweet:

Name: Mark-Francis

Handle: @MarkVandelli

Occupation: 'Made in Chelsea' star

Best tweet:

Name: Emma Watson

Handle: @EmWatson

Occupation: British actress, Goodwill Ambassador for UN Women

Best tweet:

And 10 delightful randoms...

Name: Drawn Your Tweet

Handle: @drawnyourtweet

Occupation: "Randomly(ish) inking your tweets."

Best tweet:

Name: Curiosity Rover

Handle: @MarsCuriosity

Occupation: To rove the surface of Mars

Best tweet:

Name: Shit London

Handle: @shitlondon

Occupation: Pointing out shit stuff in London

Best tweet:

Name: Lazlo Shunt

Handle: @Lazlo_Shunt

Occupation: Swearer

Best tweet:

Name: The Media Blog

Handle: @TheMediaTweets

Occupation: "Covering the good, the bad & the ugly of the media"

Best tweet:

Name: Shit Pundits Say

Handle: @Shit_PunditsSay

Occupation: Destroyer of pundits

Best tweet:

Name: Boring James Milner

Handle: @BoringMilner

Occupation: James Milner parody

Best tweet:

Name: Vice Is Hip

Handle: @Vice_Is_Hip

Occupation: Vice parody

Best tweet:

Name: Doctor Pug

Handle: @DoctorPug

Occupation: Medical Dog providing heals and feels with his expertise and #Pugscriptions.

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