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Donald Trump Says Obama Is Using 2015 Blizzard As Excuse To Declare Martial Law In New York

27/01/2015 17:14 GMT | Updated 27/01/2015 18:59 GMT
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Tycoon Donald Trump at the house in Tong, on the Isle of Lewis, where his mother was brought up before she emigrated to the United States.

Donald Trump’s hairpiece might be a little taut.

Whereas most Americans reacted to Tuesday’s blizzard with Instagram pictures and a welcome day at home, the wig-topped birther took to Twitter to explain how President Obama was using the adverse weather as a chance to declare martial law in New York… as in a military takeover of the city… as in a coup d’état.

The horse-haired real estate mogul, who always announces he is running for president but never actually runs, thundered on Tuesday morning:

President Obama, our great leader, wants to declare martial law in New York City as a means of helping out with the "massive" storm.

As of the time of publication, there have been no reported sightings of Abrams tanks rolling up Broadway.

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