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Foxes To Vote On Tory-Hunting Ban

13/07/2015 13:00 BST
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The British Congress Of Foxes is to debate on Wednesday about repealing a law which bans members of their species from hunting members of the Conservative Party for fun.

Proposed changes to the legislation would allow foxes to torture and slowly murder Tories in areas where they are in abundance, rather than shooting them on sight for purposes of 'Posh Pest Control'.

Traditionally foxes would get drunk and set dogs on Tories for fun, dubbing it a "sport", however recent measures have restricted the animals to only briefly torture their victims before killing them.

Opponents of the ban suggest they should be allowed to let dogs tear the Tories apart rather than simply shooting them on sight.

You can watch the debate live here: