How are men supposed to know which women to pester now?
"We've run out of ideas," an unnamed insider told HuffPost UK.
"It's finger lickin' good, I'll tell ya."
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Who is Suzannah's unknown hunk of meat?
The Night Tube Is Finally Here To Help Londoners Fulfill Dreams Of Being Vomited On In Enclosed Spaces
There's so much to look forward to.
The Republican presidential candidate has shunned the PM in favour of cut-price ciggies and booze.
These are sure to be well received.
"Lovely room. Slight draft. ★★★★☆"