Top Secret Labour Party Leadership Equation: Revealed

17/07/2015 10:52 BST | Updated 17/07/2015 10:59 BST

As the Labour Party decides who would be the best person to lead them further into decline, we were lucky enough to sneak into the party's HQ and snap an exclusive picture of the blackboard in the spin doctors' room:

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