Donald Trump Issues Updated Declaration Of Independence To US Congress

"We hold these truths to be self evident, that I totally have a huge wang and my hair is definitely real."

06/04/2016 09:02

Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump has introduced to a new proposed amendment to the US Declaration of Independence in advance of his Whitehouse run. The full text can be found here:

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