If someone says "I'm after going to the shop" it means "I just went to the shop", which I guess makes sense because you are now inhabiting a time, after going to the shop.. but when first hearing it I had no idea what was going on.
Like zombies, they're spreading. Broadband and freely available wi-fi means even the most knuckle-dragging crackhead racists can now add their tuppence (kudos to you if you can decipher what they're saying), with the (slightly) more educated bigot also feeling empowered to step out of the closet thanks to the 'Get out of racism' card championed by the likes of UKIP.
It is, incredibly, exactly 10 years since the word 'truthiness' first appeared, courtesy of Stephen Colbert. I know this because I didn't just feel it to be true - I looked it up... And 10 years later, the ugly truthiness is back.
Several of our sketches called for elaborate props, so we made an appointment at Elaborate Props Ltd, and it was thanks to them that we were able to use a steam roller, a full-size cannon, and three hundred plastic goats.