Child's Brutally Honest Poem To Her Uncle Pulls No Punches


19/07/2016 09:35

A girl penned a card for her uncle that started off following the pattern of a love letter, but ended in the most blunt way possible.

Her uncle explained they often send each other funny cards in the post to keep in touch.

“Her latest one really cut me deep,” he captioned the photo he uploaded to Imgur.

Unlike the usual romantic poem that begin with “Roses are red...”, this one had a slightly sinister turn.

“Roses are red, violets are blue, you are still bald and you can not change that at all!!!!” she wrote. 

As if that didn’t rub it in enough, the girl drew smiley faces and a photo of her uncle with no hair and the caption: “Bald man”.


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