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Stephen Fry and Co. on the Life, Loves and Hates of Christopher Hitchens

Posted: 10/11/11 11:22

I discovered Christopher Hitchens last year. I was living in a bedsit in Brighton studying for my master's degree, and happened upon an article in the paper written by Martin Amis.

It was a terrific piece of writing, hilariously written, and convinced me to purchase books by both authors. After that I was hooked, and have subsequently devoured a considerable proportion of their output; a magnificent melange of comedy, politics, atheism, sex and bacchanalian celebration.

So last night's blockbuster event organised by Intelligence Squared at the Royal Festival Hall was always going to be good.

Originally billed as a conversation between Christopher Hitchens and Stephen Fry, pneumonia prevented the famed journalist from appearing. Insisting that the show must go on, Fry was joined onstage by Richard Dawkins, where the pair co-ordinated a wildly entertaining voyage through the life and work of Christopher Hitchens.

Employing a gigantic TV screen with a satellite link across the Atlantic, a love-in of massive proportions ensued. Martin Amis and Salman Rushdie both made on-screen appearances, as did poet James Fenton, but before Fry was able to reach these eminent figures, a last-minute addition to the line-up gave the audience a grainy webcam view of actor Sean Penn at home in Los Angeles, smoking and looking as though he'd just crawled out of bed.

"Congratulations on smoking by the way," Fry laughed during their discussion of Hitchens' critique of Henry Kissinger. "I think the audience would be less shocked if you got your penis out."

Unfortunately, shortly after that, the webcam died, and Fry was momentarily left floundering:
"I haven't slept for three days," he joked. "I wake up screaming, 'God damn you Google!'"
Richard Dawkins' presence seemed somewhat staid after this fun, but the atmosphere quickly adapted to a slightly more serious discussion that centred on our reluctance within society to cause offence. "I don't see any reason to tip-toe around if offence is deserved," Dawkins said.

Satirist Christopher Buckley then appeared on the screen and took the evening back into the realm of anecdote, and had the audience rocking in their chairs with a story of how Barbara Streisand once "caught fire" at one of Hitchens' weekly drinking sessions in Washington.

James Fenton recited a poem of his called The Skip that Hitchens had requested, and Salman Rushdie elucidated some of their clique's notorious word games such as 'Hysterical Sex', in which you take the name of a famous book or film and substitute the word 'love', for the phrase above, thereby achieving titles such as 'Hysterical Sex in the Time of Cholera', or (one of my own), 'From Russia with Hysterical Sex.'

It was, however, Martin Amis who provided the evening's most entertaining moments. Going through old photographs with Stephen Fry, he was fantastically funny, noting a baguette stowed away in Hitchens' top pocket while in Paris, and remarking upon his abundant sprouting chest-hair in another that showed him smoking a cigarette while holding a brace of pheasants on the Rothschild estate.

Hitchens' absence was sad, although during the course of the evening Fry received two messages sent by the author Ian McEwan who was watching the event live with Hitchens in Washington, and this went some way towards convincing the audience that they were somehow in the presence of the individual in question.

 

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I discovered Christopher Hitchens last year. I was living in a bedsit in Brighton studying for my master's degree, and happened upon an article in the paper written by Martin Amis. It was a terrifi...
I discovered Christopher Hitchens last year. I was living in a bedsit in Brighton studying for my master's degree, and happened upon an article in the paper written by Martin Amis. It was a terrifi...
 
 
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06:23 on 23/11/2011
Hitchens has a 'way with words' that's all. Something rare perhaps in the US of A. However, he is totally playing to the gallery these days. Watch on youtube his getting slaughtered by George Galloway re. the war in the Middle East. He was sweating and slurring... Pathetic display of aggregation that went nowhere. He also attempted to undermine Gore Vidal. Ridiculous puffed up fake.
02:21 on 13/11/2011
a piece surely destined for Pseuds Corner in Private Eye
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09:21 on 11/11/2011
Fantastic. Ehat a pity Hitchens took a right turn at Albequerque and ended up becoming a neocon - shrilly condemning anyone who didnt support Bush and Blairs attack, invasion and destruction of IRaq, with all the horror that followed.

Ultimately Hitchens will be judged on this last piece of contrariness, which places in him firmly on the side of the "end justifies the means" crowd.

For someone who for so long was on the vanguard of decency, its sickening. No strike that - nauseating to see how far he has self-righteously descended.
14:24 on 11/11/2011
Is self-lefteousness any better than self-righteousness?
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13:00 on 14/11/2011
Right or left if you are FOR war without thinking about the consequences and are willing to put human lives on the balance scales beside "isms" then you've learning nothing from human history and are better off working in a McDonalds than polluting the public discourse with such asinine fare as "Why I was right about Iraq". Hitchens is working very hard to save his reputation these days; I think he could spare us his red faced cheek.
14:37 on 11/11/2011
my theory is that the reason hitchens backed the iraq war is that he identifies with the iraqi kurds.
and they are more free now than they were under saddam. a possibile explanation for his pro-war attitude.
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10:09 on 14/11/2011
A doctor will not advocate curing a patient by shooting him in the head.

First, do no harm. Then if you can HELP, help.
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16:32 on 10/11/2011
This was all via a Google+ Hangout! Think that should be mentioned given this is a brand new platform and look what it's already achieving... not a "satellite link" - just a free tool open to everyonr..
15:02 on 10/11/2011
This was a bizzare event, through nobody's fault. You had to applaud Stephen Fry for keeping so many balls in the air whilst simultaneously checking the pulse of his nascent moustache. And thanks to Richard Dawkins for giving us two really good party games - Failed Titles and Hysterical Sex. Hope Hitch gets better soon.
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16:21 on 13/11/2011
Gets better, soon?
13:48 on 10/11/2011
i was there; loved it!