'Santa Baby' From a Foodie

06/12/2014 20:15 GMT | Updated 04/02/2015 10:59 GMT

Sometimes a bit of silliness over the holidays is necessary. After hearing this song too many times already I thought I'd create my own version ;-)

"Santa Baby" was originally written by J. Javits, P. Springer, T. Springer.

Santa baby, just slip some Roddas under the tree for me;

I've done a lot of good blogs, Santa baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, some La Maison du Chocolat to - share with you;

I'll wait up for you, dear; Santa baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the food I've tried;

I'll share the wine, the chocs, the gin and stuff that's fried;

Next year could be just as good... Shopping down at Selfridges in my fav 'hood

Santa baby, I want a Fortnum hamper and a brace-let;

With all the charms and stuff on; Santa baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, one little thing I really need...

The deed... to a large wine vineyard, Santa baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with Harrods best and let's

Get Divertimenti goodies, Santa cutie,

and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree with some decorations bought at Tiffany's;

I really do love baking for you;

Let's see if you love Lakeland too

Santa baby, forgot to mention some Paul A Young... so yum!

I just need to get some; Santa baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry, tonight!