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Ten Things I Like About Cancer

Posted: 01/12/2012 23:00

Being diagnosed with breast cancer at 29 was both the best and the worst thing that ever happened to me. I'm not saying I haven't been through the most difficult six months of my life and I'm certainly not saying it's been easy. But the whole experience has brought me closer to my family, it's made me reassess what I want from life and it has made me appreciate how lucky I am for everything I've got. And all I've lost is a bit of boob.

Here's a few reasons why the whole cancer experience hasn't been quite so bad:

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1. I dared to cut my long hair super-short for the first time in my life.

And I loved it. Without cancer, I would never have known I looked so freakin' hot as a pixie.

2. I have the most delectably smooth, soft, just-been-waxed legs I've ever had in my entire life.

Yet I haven't shaved my pins for months. Who says hair loss has to be bad?

I'm sure it's only a matter of time before I get that call from Gilette Venus to ask me to model for their next smooth-legged goddess campaign...

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3. I have an extraordinary wig collection, and an excuse to have a different hair do every single day.

Whether it's Sinead, Miss Candy Pink, Tiffany, Brandi, Valerie, Samantha or Joana, you'll never see me sporting the same look twice (ok, twice a week - I've only got seven looks, give me credit!)

And I even have the alter egos to match.

4. I got to take a career break.

How often do you get six months off work at 30 years old to rest and look at what you've done so far? It's a bit like a sabbatical, only with less of the travelling and studying and more of the sleeping and visiting the hospital to be poked with a massive needle.

5. I get to lie in bed until 11am, watch Loose Women over lunch in bed and change out of my pyjamas at 3pm before changing back into them at 7pm.

It's just like school summer holidays all over again.

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6. The doctor says I can eat whatever I like.

Yes, that means I can consume the three half-kilo bags of Coconut M&Ms my cousin sent me from America. And the homemade chocolate fudge cake from Betty's my aunt ordered. And the enormous bag of Haribos my girlfriends brought me when I was first diagnosed.

And, what's that you say? You mean I can eat those boob-icing cupcakes my old housemate baked for me? Ah, go on then, you've twisted my arm.

(Nutritionists, please don't have a heart attack - I promise you I'm really not eating all of the above and have already started a new, healthy, no-sugar lifestyle. But a little treat every so often does me no harm, I'm sure. And my Mum still makes me eat Brussels sprouts.)

7. Cancer can bring out the positive in people, and certainly has done in me.

Just look at the incredible Kris Hallenga from Coppafeel! Diagnosed with stage IV secondary breast cancer at 23, did she decide to sit on her arse feeling sorry for herself? Did she hell! She's only gone and made herself CEO of a highly successful, celebrity-endorsed breast cancer awareness charity. She's an absolute superstar and puts most of us to shame.


2012-11-14-IMG_2030.JPG8. I have the best feline nurse in the world.

I swear my cat, Molly, knows when I've had a chemo session. She curls up on my legs to keep me warm and follows me around the house. And when she thinks I'm typing too much, she hijacks my laptop and tells me to get some rest. I don't know what she'll do when I leave my parents' house and go back to work. I wonder if the office would mind me bringing her in?


9. In all my years as a financial journalist in the City, no one ever told me my writing was good.

And now, writing about something I really want to write about, I get compliments every day.

And penning this blog has been the best therapy I ever could have wished for.

10. I am alive.

And I intend to stay this way for as long as possible.

A week or so before I was diagnosed, I saw this mural in Dublin. "U ARE ALIVE - Avail of This "Once in a Lifetime" Opportunity" - these are the wise words of Maser Art, with whom I couldn't agree more. He painted the beautiful mural after the death of his cousin, Richie, and noted that we take so much for granted in life and only ever question it when faced with the prospect of losing it. I hope his mural stays up in Dublin for a long time, and serves as a reminder to all of us that this life is for living.

One thing's for sure: I firmly intend to take his advice and avail of this second chance I've been given.

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Also by Laura Price:

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  • Step 1: Take picture of self with existing hair

    Take picture of self with existing hair.

  • Step 2: Ask friendly local hairdresser to create pixie crop

    Ask friendly local hairdresser to come in on her day off and cut locks into appropriate short style. Take photo of self, being careful to use same clothing, setting and lighting conditions to convey truthful Before and After pics.

  • Step 3: Tame "Something About Mary"-style morning spikes

    Wait approx 3 weeks and enjoy new hair style, being careful to tame early-morning "Something About Mary"-style spikes.

  • Step 4: Begin to pull hair out when ready.

    Begin to pull hair strands out gradually when ready.

  • Step 5a: The Forward Sweep

    When hair is thinning and ready for final chop, try out several punk hairstyles for experimentational purposes. Number One: <em>The Forward Sweep</em>

  • Step 5b; The Sideways Sweep/ Toupée

    Number Two: <em>The Sideways Sweep/ Toupée</em>

  • Step 5c: The Balding Mohican

    Number Three: <em>The Balding Mohican</em>

  • Step 5d: The Arrogant Jedward

    Number Four: <em>The Arrogant Jedward</em>

  • Step 6: Check oneself out in mirror one last time

    Check oneself out in mirror one last time.

  • Step 7: Pull hair out in bath or shower. Or skip to step 9

    Take long bath or shower and slowly pull out hair. Alternatively (and in hindsight) go straight to step 9.

  • Step 8: Examine new Baby-Chick hairstyle

    I give you... <em>The Baby Chick</em>

  • Step 9: Return to local hairdresser for full Sinead shave

    Return to friendly, accommodating hairdresser at short notice and ask for final head-shave. I give you... <em>The Sinead</em>

  • Step 10a: Don wig and adopt alter ego accordingly. Miss Candy Pink

    Don wig of your choice and adopt alter ego accordingly. (Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... <em>Miss Candy Pink!</em>)

  • Step 10b: The slightly more understated Miss Valerie

    ...<em>Miss Valerie</em>

  • CAUTION! Wigs are highly flammable

    Be careful to remove synthetic hairpiece when attempting to cook perfect cheese, mushroom and tomato omelette. Wigs are highly flammable...

  • And finally... Here's one I made earlier

    Here's one I made earlier.

 

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Being diagnosed with breast cancer at 29 was both the best and the worst thing that ever happened to me. I'm not saying I haven't been through the most difficult six months of my life and I'm certainl...
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05:02 PM on 12/04/2012
Wow! Never come across this before on Huffpost! Someone who actually takes the time to reply to all the comments made, and they are all positive, not a nasty word to be said! Laura, you have brought a tear to my eye - such a joy to hear such positivity coming from someone who has probably gone to hell and back. Just wished you lived near me so I could give you a big hug honey!! Good luck to you, and down all that "forbidden" food with gusto! I have four cats which all tend to suffocate me when I am unwell as they all try and keep me warm! Nothing better than a furry purring hot water bottle!!

ps LOVE the pixie look - makes your eyes look bigger............ but certainly not sad!
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06:47 PM on 12/04/2012
Well I couldn't leave it without reply to this last one, could I?! haha... Thanks so much for your comments. I'm currently having lots of hot flushes due to the steroids and chemo drugs I'm on, and am having a huge problem being suffocated under two very hot, heavy cats and needing to throw them off all of a sudden, so I know where you're coming from! Best wishes, Laura
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11:36 AM on 12/04/2012
those eyes are so beautiful, have a fun life!
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12:51 PM on 12/04/2012
haha, thanks!
11:08 AM on 12/04/2012
Nearly twenty years ago now my wife was diagnosed with cervical cancer and we were told any care would only be palliative. Her surgeon was wonderful, and full of positives despite the entirely negative nature our life suddenly twisted into. Amidst the fear and worry (our kids were 7 and 10) we suddenly found ourselves in a much deeper, more meaningful relationship. We both noticed how blue the skies were, how green the grass was. The proximity of death somehow enlightened our lives, and I must say the next five years, whilst a very serious challenge, were the best years of our lives since meeting and falling in love; we went down an inevitable road with lots of humour. When I look back now I wouldn't want to go through any of that again, but without it my life would have been a lot less intense. I have the closest relationship imaginable with my two kids, now wonderful adults, who both do a lot in their communities. It's not what happens to you in life, but how you cope with it, and Laura is really kicking back at her cancer. I always felt one of the benefits of my wife's cancer was the time it gave us - real concentrated time - to prepare for her death, and really enjoy her life at the end, despite all the difficulties.
This is a really good article, well done Laura, keep it up!
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06:49 PM on 12/04/2012
Hi, I replied to this earlier but my comment doesn't seem to have appeared so I'm not sure whether you received it. In any case, I just wanted to say thanks for your comments and I'm really pleased to hear you managed to make the most of your wife's final years, despite the horrible circumstances. If you can find just one positive thing out of a horrible illness then it certainly helps. Best wishes to your and your family, Laura
11:04 AM on 12/04/2012
I was quite surprised to see this blog going on for another day, comments full of jolly optimism, hope and positivity.....however I am a realist and a humourist, albeit cynical these days. Apart from the appalling suffering my wife has had to bear (see previous postings) the NHS contributed to her misery.
MRSA twice, Urinary Tract Infection, found wallowing in faeces and urine. As she was left semi paralysed and unable to speak, Physio and Speech therapists just shrugged and walked away.
After 17 weeks bedridden I got her out...she now awaits God in reasonable comfort though sadly she does not know it.....I wish I shared all your optimism.
07:30 PM on 12/04/2012
My story is the one after this Elsietrout, so I know a bit about pain and suffering, and a bit about the NHS. There were many days I felt the helplessness and hopelessness that you're feeling. My wife wanted to stay at home that last year of her life, and whilst I will say it was the toughest job I ever undertook, it was almost the most pleasureable. Being able to look after her and care for her until her death was a bigger privilege than being at my childrens' births. There's a wonderful poem about death by Dylan Thomas - 'Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night' - and I believe the attitude shown by Laura here, my wife and many others over the years is one of non-acceptance of the inevitability of cancer. When you look at what you've achieved elsietrout be fair in assessing how much you have made your wife hapy, she would tell you so. Thinking of you, and everyone else in your situation.
08:52 AM on 12/04/2012
I have breast cancer and I loved this article!! I even have an almost identical cat, also called Mollie, to help me through lol.
12:07 PM on 12/04/2012
Lizzie103 I hope you have a speedy recovery.
03:43 PM on 12/04/2012
Thank you xx
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12:48 PM on 12/04/2012
Thanks Lizzie, I really think animals help you get through it. I hope you're doing well with your treatment, sending you lots of health and strength, Laura
03:43 PM on 12/04/2012
Thankyou xx
08:48 AM on 12/04/2012
We all react differently. If you have the strength and courage to be constantly positive - MAGIC. You will comfort and strengthen others.

Yes, I had breast cancer. Yes I lost my boobs. But hey - wonderful surgeons gave me them back, better and bigger!!! This country has the NHS and they looked after me brilliantly, as they will this plucky young woman.

Life is important - how you live it even more important and this lovely lady will live hers to the full and help a lot of other women on the way.

Big hug and kisses and a big thank you as a woman.
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12:47 PM on 12/04/2012
Thank you! Yep, it's all about looking on the positive side. I'm glad to hear you overcame your breast cancer too and are moving on with your life in a positive way. Here's to staying healthy for good! Best wishes, Laura
07:38 AM on 12/04/2012
BEFORE THIS PLUCKY LADY GOT CANCER SHE WAS A JOURNALIST WHICH MEANT SHE PAID HER WAY WHICH ALSO MEANS SHE HAS EARNED THE RIGHT TO BENEFIT [IF SHE EVER CLAIMED IT ]PEOPLE PAY TAXES AS A FORM OF INSURANCE SO WHY DO PEOPLE ON HERE KNOCK HER ,AT LEAST SHE HAS WORKED AND PAID IN ,UNLIKE A LOT OF CLAIMANTS,WELL DONE GIRL WELL DONE
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12:46 PM on 12/04/2012
Thanks :)
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01:47 AM on 12/04/2012
Dear brave Laura,
I too found a lot of positives from getting cancer. It woke me up, and made me realize the immense value of life, even if things aren't too great or as hoped in your life. However, I decided to go the alternative route, and give chemo the swerve! That was early 2010.
"The doctor says I can eat whatever I like"....is quite distubing advice!!! and I was told the same thing by my cancer nurse etc
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12:45 PM on 12/04/2012
Thanks Richie, yeah I think if cancer does one thing, it's to make you appreciate the life you have. I hope you're doing well now, best wishes, Laura
11:17 PM on 12/03/2012
well Laura

Looks like we have opened a lot of folks eyes, and annoyed others, everyone is so different. I dont make any apologies for the way I have lived my cancer journey to date to anyone.

Looks like your spot on the huff front pages will soon be disappearing and being a ludite on using social media I dont do FB/twitter et al, so I leave you with a bigggggggggggg hug and wish you all the best in the coming years, and pop in to meet us all on the cancerbuddiesnetwork.

Love and all the best

Doug
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Laura Price
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12:44 PM on 12/04/2012
Thanks Doug, I really appreciate all your support and comments! Best wishes to you too! Laura
12:08 PM on 12/07/2012
Hi Laura

I have found your Huff thread again, yippeeeeeee

Now, is your main blog on FB only? as I said before i am a bit of a ludite about all the social media thing, but I did mention on the Daily Diary on the cancerbuddiesnetwork .org about you and a lot of the buddies do FB, so can you let me know what your blog is called on there?

Did you have chance to check out our charity? lots of active (all cancers) posters on the Daily Diary and the Waiting Room (waiting tests results etc), we would love to see you there.

So Luara, its now onwards and upwards

Doug (prostate)
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11:10 PM on 12/03/2012
Brilliant. Moved me to tears. The very best to you,you obviously deserve it.
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12:44 PM on 12/04/2012
Thank you! Best wishes, Laura
10:15 PM on 12/03/2012
wow blown me away take care xxx
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12:44 PM on 12/04/2012
Thanks! Best wishes, Laura
09:45 PM on 12/03/2012
What a beautiful person :)
All the best to you and your recovery. This truly made my day x
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12:43 PM on 12/04/2012
Thanks, Steph! Best wishes to you too, Laura
09:14 PM on 12/03/2012
Smooth legs and being able to eat whatever you like? Really?

I wish you health and a long life and better things ahead, but this piece, regardless of intent, comes across in a way that undermines personal strength and trivializes things in a way that might not rest well with other survivors-to-be.
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12:43 PM on 12/04/2012
Thanks, I appreciate your comments. I have been blogging throughout my cancer journey (6 months) and have obviously mentioned all the horrendous aspects of it - all the pain, sickness, infertility fears, and the many other things that make cancer a horrific experience. This one blog post is just an attempt to show that sometimes you can see a lighter side of the experience and have a laugh along the way. I hope no other survivors/sufferers are offended by it, as its intention is purely to look on the positive side. Best wishes, Laura
09:06 PM on 12/03/2012
Amazing blog. I was diagnosed with breast cancer 5 years this week. Felt so sorry and angry with the world. Then lifted myself up and dusted down and got on with my life, only to be told in June this year I have got a rare form of cancer that I got from my radiotherapy. Breast off now. So now I'm repeating what I did 5 years ago. Sometimes it's hard to be positive but life's too nice and it ain't going to beat me.
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12:40 PM on 12/04/2012
Wow, that is a tough one to go through - I was reading about the long-term effects of radiotherapy the other day as I am about to start radio, and it seems like the chances of getting cancer from it are so rare. I wish you every bit of health and strength to get through your new lot of treatment. With a positive attitude you will get through it! Take care, Laura