Cats

Despite popular opinion, your feline friends might get pretty attached.
"Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together"
Whether you think it's cute or not, kittens nibble our feet for the sweetest reason.
Here's when to get your lawn-meow-er (sorry) checked out.
"The loss will be with your forever but your world will grow around that grief."
"there is no higher form of comedy than a pet with a human name. congrats on your netflix special or whatever, but this dog's name is Peter"
"sorry i can't hang out i have to sit here and slow blink at this cat who hates me"