Cats
"when i say i got that dog in me i mean im insecure confused and really scared right now"
"it's really unfair that my dog and me can't sit down and share a cup of joe"
"Cancel my plans my cat just sat on me"
"my pug has 4 beds and takes medicine for his seasonal allergies just like his wolf ancestors"
"'You let your cat in your bed' I’d let my cat borrow my car."
“No matter how much my wife likes her Christmas gifts from me she will like the gift our dog ‘bought her’ more.”
“People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says ‘must be picked up, won’t walk’.”
"My cats are pretty cute and cuddly but if we were all the same size they'd eat me for dinner"
"Didn’t realise you could ruin a cat’s entire day by giving him the wrong brand of cat food."
"what kills me about long haired dachshunds is that u can tell they want to be taken seriously"