"Really love thumping a dog's side to see if they are hollow."
"If you cat sits on your computer keyboard half way through an online shop, always check the basket when checking out."
The animal shelter staff couldn't figure out why doors were mysteriously open. The answer was a cat named Grimsen.
“When a small kid is struggling to walk a big dog, dads are required to ask ‘Who’s walking who?’”
"I share tweets with my offline bf the way cats bring dead birds to their humans as a ~gift~"
"i love when my cat and I are both napping at the same time. solidarity."
“I love when you meet a cat and it’s a total snob. just a b***h. and beautiful and perfect.”
"Seeing a dalmation does feel like meeting a celeb I can’t explain it."
The elusive wildcats of the Scottish Highlands are "on the brink of extinction," but a European project aims to change that.
"Do we all call our boy cats 'mister man'"