Government's New Maths Test For 11-Year-Olds Revealed

Government's New Maths Test For 11-Year-Olds Revealed

2.02.2015
Education Secretary Nicky Morgan has announced a "war on illiteracy and innumeracy" - which will include new maths and grammar tests for...
Stephen Fry Is 'A Maniac', Says God

Stephen Fry Is 'A Maniac', Says God

2.02.2015
Actor and comedian Stephen Fry is a "maniac", according to the Almighty. When asked what He would say if He came face-to-face with the...
Katy Perry Concert Interrupted By Football Game

Katy Perry Concert Interrupted By Football Game

Andrea Mann  2.02.2015
Fans are up in arms after pop star Katy Perry's latest show was interrupted by a game of football. Over 70,000 fans had filled the University...
Thundersnow Is Having Some Rather Unexpected Effects On Parts On England

Thundersnow Is Having Some Rather Unexpected Effects On Parts On England

Ryan Barrell  29.01.2015
Heavy snow across the North has turned many major cities and towns into desolate wastelands resembling the ice planet Hoth, as featured...
It's The Ukip Soundbite Generator!

It's The Ukip Soundbite Generator!

27.01.2015
There's exactly 100 days to go until the general election. So be prepared - at least for Nigel Farage and his chums - with our easy-to-use...
10 Truly Inspirational Lance Armstrong Quotes From His Latest Interview

10 Truly Inspirational Lance Armstrong Quotes From His Latest Interview

27.01.2015
He was right - it wasn't about the bike. And Lance Armstrong just continues to inspire and motivate, most recently in his interview with...
If The Election Was Conducted On Tinder 'Dave' Would Be On To A Winner

If The Election Was Conducted On Tinder 'Dave' Would Be On To A Winner

Ryan Barrell  27.01.2015
Most Brits will be thinking long and hard about which party to vote for in May's general election, but what the whole thing was played...
America Crowns Beauty Pageant Winner

America Crowns Beauty Pageant Winner

26.01.2015
Miss Colombia Emma Stone was crowned the winner at the Miss Universe SAG Awards beauty pageant in Miami Los Angeles on Sunday night. Fighting...
'I'm Not Privileged' Says Straight, White, Privately Educated Man

'I'm Not Privileged' Says Straight, White, Privately Educated Man

Andrea Mann  20.01.2015
A heterosexual white man who went to public school has hit back at claims that he is privileged. ''Every step of the way, my background...
13 (Incredibly Absurd) Policy Suggestions For The Ukip Manifesto

13 (Incredibly Absurd) Policy Suggestions For The Ukip Manifesto

Ryan Barrell  20.01.2015
Tim Aker has been relieved of his position as Ukip's policy chief after the anti-EU party became impatient with him, it was revealed on...
Revealed: How The Sun Solved Its Page 3 Problem

Revealed: How The Sun Solved Its Page 3 Problem

20.01.2015
An internal memo obtained for HuffPost UK Comedy by David Schneider and David Beresford reveals how The Sun made the decision to axe Page...
Here's Evidence That The Sun Is Still Full Of Tits

Here's Evidence That The Sun Is Still Full Of Tits

20.01.2015
Yes, The Sun may have dropped Page Three. But it's still full of tits...
Letter Urges Whitehall To Tackle Radicalisation Of Young People By Extremists

Letter Urges Whitehall To Tackle Radicalisation Of Young People By Extremists

Andrea Mann  19.01.2015
A letter warning about the radicalisation of young people by extremists in Britain has caused shockwaves in Westminster. "We must show...
Learn Your ABCs With The Ukip Alphabet

Learn Your ABCs With The Ukip Alphabet

19.01.2015
Need to learn your ABCs, children? Why, simply follow the alphabet devised by Nigel Farage and his chums*! *(and Robin Flavell, David...