I knew this latest episode would ramble on throughout the silly season and we would hear all about Pete's "shortcomings" and Katie's partying.
But it's been worse than my wildest nightmares. They're everywhere.
Katie has given a tell-all interview on ITV, which reportedly netted her £100,000, when she revealed she suffered a miscarriage towards the end of her marriage.
Meanwhile Peter has been talking about how he doesn't want to talk about it. On the radio. In the newspapers. And on This Morning. In tears.
A word of advice love. If you don't want to talk about it, don't go on national television. Just stay at home.
Peter is apparently looking after the children, Harvey, seven, Junior, four, and Princess Tiiaamii, two, as Katie has flown off somewhere else again.
She's being vilified in the press for dressing up and going on holiday a lot, while he seems to be doing a good impression of a wounded bunny rabbit.
He's revealed that he has also been given the opportunity to tell his side of the story, but "doesn't think it's right for the kids". Mmm. Crying all over Fern and Philip probably isn't very good for the kids, either.
He's also said that living his life in the public eye with Katie may have been a "mistake". It was a pretty lucrative mistake while he was making it though, I bet.
I know this stuff wouldn't be everywhere if there wasn't a market for it. Katie's interview with Piers Morgan on ITV1 was watched by 4.5 million viewers.
So I suppose I should really be blaming everyone who watched it. But come on, Katie, Peter - some things should be off limits for the sake of the kids.
Is it time the celebrity couple shut up about their marriage? Or do you love every detail?