Manx: Would You Let Your Boyfriend Wear Slimming Pants?

Supermarket Asda claims to have answered the prayers of men and women up and down the country. No, it's not a solution to the recent riots, nor a fail-safe strategy to save the global ecomony. Instead, the supermarket has unveiled hold-everything-in control pants for men that claim to lift and firm flabby behinds, sculpt beer bellies and smooth away love handles.