18/10/2011 12:37 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Memo To Christina Aguilera: Fishnets Are Not Trousers

Oh, Christina.

Actually, we're feeling nostalgic so: Oh, Xtina.

Memo to Christina Aguilera: Fishnets are not trousers Photo: WireImage

This picture of you leaving Off Vines with that Matt Rutler chap makes us feel sad. Mostly because you have clearly decided that fishnet tights and fully functional trousers fall into the same bracket.

Okay, so perhaps it's a little unreasonable for us to push our trouser-related expectations onto the woman who single-handedly tried to bring leather chaps - a garment characterised by an obvious lack in the bum-coverage department - back into fashion but you can't blame us for trying.

Memo to Christina Aguilera: Fishnets are not trousers
Photos: PA/WireImage/PA

Oh, Xtina.

If you wish to investigate the world of print tees (on the understanding you promise to wear them with trousers) you can visit the MyDaily store: