Do Page 3 Girls Really Have The "Perfect" Breasts?

Last week, The Sun reported a study by a plastic surgeon called Dr Patrick Mallucci, who proclaimed to have discovered the formula for "perfect" breasts. What was his scientific methodology? Analysing photographs of 100 of The Sun's Page 3 girls. Bafflingly, Mallucci spent three months on this study. That's just over one pair of tits a day - on a process that would take a 15-year-old boy a few hours and a fistful of lube.