What's happened here then? Victoria Beckham committed one of our pet hate fashion crimes yesterday (and that's not something that occurs very often, if ever, from la Posh) when she was snapped out in New York yesterday, with baby Harper, but without any feet.
Footless fashion: Victoria Beckham steps out in over-long jeans. Harper hides her face in embarrassment. Photo:bauergriffinonline
The yummy mummy slipped her slender pins into a pair of over-long flared jeans - which may or may not have been from her own denim range - that completely covered her heels to touch the floor as she walked.
Did she not learn from Cheryl Cole's purple flared fashion fail? Or perhaps she was embarrassed to be wearing unflattering footwear? We suspect it's all just a cunning plan to make her long legs look even longer. But we just want to take her to a tailor.
(FYI - we suppose we shouldn't be surprised that VB's BFF Eva Longoria is also a fan of the floor-sweeping trouser trend.)
Also, we're sincerely hoping that that furry cover-up is of the faux variety, for her sake.
All in all, not Victoria's finest fashion hour. Harper on the other hand, looks just lovely.
Harper, 1. Mum, 0.
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