20/12/2011 06:53 GMT | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Lydia Bright: The Only Way Is Disturbing Crotch Embellishments

As regular watchers of The Only Way Is Essex, we're rather fond of Lydia Bright. In fact, seeing her and boyfriend James 'Arg' Argent on the red carpet at the Military Awards last night, we started imagining how awesome it would be if she and Arg became BFF with Kate and Wills (also in attendance) and the four of them started having dinner parties together. With Lydia's mum and Joey Essex to make up the numbers, obv.

Lydia Bright: The only way is disturbing pelvic embellishments :/ Photo: PA

Unfortunately, Lydia may have derailed our dinner party plans by wearing a cream coloured theatre curtain with what is known in fashion circles as a dropped crotch embellishment. Actually, we just made that up but it's still true - a beaded fig leaf if you will.

It's like if Superman was from Essex and he wore his vajazzle over his clothes.

Lydia, we love you. We really do, but we don't love this. Please sort it out so we can carry on imagining a world where you and Kate Middleton hit Sugar Hut with Gemma Collins.

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