Since entering the Celebrity Big Brother house, Pineapple Dance Studios star Andrew Stone has wasted no time in letting everyone know exactly why he's there - but his fellow housemates seem less than convinced.
Flamboyant Andrew, 39, notched up seven votes in yesterday's eviction nominations and will face the boot along with Irish underwear model Georgia Salpa, 26, on Wednesday night.
The oh-so-camp but incredibly straight - as he repeatedly insists - star has endlessly talked of his life in the limelight and has even said he is as famous as Hollywood actor Tom Cruise to the irritation of his housemates.
"I love meeting fans but sometimes it gets to the point where you want a bit of 'me' time," he said.
"So I only go out and embrace the public when I can deal with it.
"Look at Tom Cruise. He goes down the red carpet doing pictures. I measure myself on the level of acceptance that he has."
How modest!
Of course, his fellow housemates lapped Andrew's bizarre thoughts up and couldn't help but mock him.
Former EastEnders actress Natalie Cassidy said: "He'll sit chatting with you for 10 minutes and then turn and say: 'That was 10 minutes of TV gold by the way.' He winds me up."
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