If the idea of classically-trained English actor Ralph Fiennes wearing a pair of pyjamas on live TV is enough to make you turn off your tellybox, click away now. Seriously, we're not kidding.
After all, the video we have for you here not only boasts Voldemort in his PJs, but Voldemort in his PJs reading out erotic Harry Potter fan fiction. About himself. And Harry Potter. Being erotic.
Asked by Andy Cohen, host of US TV's Watch What Happens Live on Bravo, to recite a select passage of ever-so-creepy prose on-air, Fiennes remains as refined as ever, indulging Cohan and the audience in the kind of story that'd make your grandmother die of blushing.
How he manages to do it without looking like a total weirdo is testament to Fiennes' sheer classiness. The man's a hero, honestly.
And if you're wondering how to pronounce Ralph's name properly, look no further, because the video we have for you explains it all. Sort of. In a way.