08/03/2012 07:26 GMT | Updated 07/03/2014 07:59 GMT

International Women's Day: 45 Funny Quotes By Women


You don't have to be a woman to celebrate International Women's Day. In fact, you don't have to be an international woman - those of us who don't travel much are, amazingly, still included.

And here at Huffington Post UK Comedy, we are celebrating funny women in particular. Below are just a handful of funny quotes from some of our favourite women. Quotes about being women, being themselves, being with men, being without men, wearing make-up, not playing football... and so much more.

Funny ladies of the past, present and future: we salute you (and then step into a bucket and hit our head on a mop handle).

On Being A Woman: 45 Funny Quotes