12/03/2012 08:33 GMT | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Surviving Teenagers: Buying A New Mobile Phone

Buying a new mobile phone PA Not the phone Marianne's daughter got!

We've just been out to buy my daughter a new phone. She's 17. She cares about how it looks as well as about what it does. (To be fair, we can't afford to buy a phone for her that does very much at all. No internet connection, for example. So it needs to look OK.)

As she stood there in Carphone Warehouse flipping up covers and doing rapid two-hand texting on a Qwerty keyboard, I said, "Do people have their phones on all the time at school?"
She nodded.

"So phones go off in lessons sometimes?"


"What do the teachers do?"

"They sigh. Or look irritated."

"What about when you were younger?"

"They'd confiscate it. Until the end of the lesson. Or the end of school."

I thought back to my own teenage years. I think in my day you got detention if you breathed too loudly.

I said, "Is there anyone at secondary school who doesn't have a phone?"

"I can't think of anyone."

"Even the younger ones?"

She nodded again.

We seem to have forgotten all our fears about phones scrambling brain cells or causing cancer.
I said, "Things move so fast."

She studied a pink phone that looked more like a 1950s mirrored compact.

She said, "I know. When I was little, you just used a phone to make a call. Now you can text and play music and watch films and look stuff up..."

I thought about growing up with just one solitary phone in the hall. You sat there in the late afternoon gloom playing with the curly wire, lowering your voice to a whisper so the rest of the family couldn't hear. You played music on the radio. You watched films at the cinema. You looked stuff up in the library.

"Exactly," I said.

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