03/04/2012 15:08 BST | Updated 03/06/2012 10:12 BST

Keith Lemon Brings His Life Story To Screen, With A Little Help From Kelly Brook... (VIDEO)

"This film's going to be big... potentially massive. I know that sounds like I'm blowing my own trumpet, but..."

So speaks Keith Lemon, who's recruited Kelly Brook to help him.... not sure what... in his forthcoming self-titled biopic, Keith Lemon The Film.

The pair are filmed, lying in bed, while Brook considers Lemon's promise that her role in... not sure what... could bring her an overdue Oscar.

The only other thing we know is that co-stars include Verne Troyer and Laura Aikman.

The film isn't due out until this August, but you can find out Brook's eventual response in the clip above.