18/04/2012 13:52 BST | Updated 18/04/2012 13:53 BST

Nic Cage Covers John Cage (VIDEO)

In the world map of culture, Oscar-winning oddball Nic Cage is a million miles away from American composer and music theorist John Cage.

After all, one of them has appeared on film on fire, sucking out people's souls; the other has written music that's entirely silent, such as 4′33″.

But what if the two crossed paths? What would happen when these two cultural goliaths butted heads? The answers, ladies and gentlemen, is in the YouTube video above.

So what are you waiting for? Click play immediately, sir! And once you're done with that gem, check out this video gallery of Nic Cage virals - if you dare...