30/04/2012 12:05 BST | Updated 30/04/2012 12:07 BST

Titanic II: Six More Spectacularly Bad Suggestions For Clive Palmer

Australian billionaire Clive Palmer has announced that he's planning to build another Titanic. Or as it's already amazingly being dubbed: Titanic II.

But why stop there, Clive? Why not revive other famous man-made disasters? If you're stuck for ideas, we've got a few for you: