Giovanni Trapattoni's assertion that Roy Keane had won "f**k all" at his Euro 2012 pre-match press conference was tame compared to his Bayern Munich heyday.
Trap's soundbite to the Italian press on Sunday heated up his public feud with Keane, but his most memorable press conference performance was this Bavarian meltdown in the 90s.
Coach of Bayern for the 1994/95 campaign, Il Trap did win f**k all before returning to bring success to FC Hollywood two years later.
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Ironically though this tirade came during his two-year hegemony when, on 12 March 1998, he charted his dismay at the arrogance of some of his players, as southern Germany recorded a rare hurricane occurrence.