Jessica Wright from TOWIE has released a music video. Here are our (very scientific) findings...
1. Good to see The Chuckle Brothers are earning a crust again (0.11 secs)
2. Boots in Marbs were all out of waterproof mascara (0.20 secs)
3. Come in Melanie Sykes, your time is up (0.28 secs)
4. She can't dance (0.30 secs)
5. Neither can The Chuckle Brothers (0.30 secs)
6. She can't mime either (nice gnashers, though) (0.34 secs)
7. This is the first time the rhyming couplet of 'tiaras' and 'raras' has ever been committed to recorded sound. And the last. (0.39 secs)
8. And cuuuuuuuue.... air punch. Oh (0.40 secs)
8. She's performing in a club called Sleek. CALL THE ADVERTISING POLICE! (0.45 secs)
9. She forgot to pack her 'Jimmys' (0.51 secs)
10. Dance All Night? Errrm, we'll sit this one out thanks, love