Lionel Messi and Carlos Tévez are just two South Americans enjoying some down time on the beach in the post-season, although both fail the Daniel Craig-Casino Royale test.
Tévez has never boasted the most athletic of figures, and his beach bum antics (after a mid-season five-month golfing holiday) are in stark contrast to the muscular Diego Forlán.
Messi meanwhile adopted a pair of ill-advised pants more Copacabana than campione, although he's no longer a champion at Barcelona.