For every decent celebrity advert, there's at least ten 'Santori Times'.
Take Jean-Claude Van Damme's latest, for example, in which he makes a snow angel. Or Bruce Willis singing into his beer bottle. Or Jamie and Louise Redknapp telling us what they do on holiday. Or Tina Fey's give-her-a-medal-for-effort 1995 bank advert. Or... you get the idea.
No celebrity - or budding celebrity - can resist the urge to make a quick buck by selling a product, it seems. Even if it does make them look completely ridiculous. From the eighties to the noughties, take a look at some of the daftest, cheesiest and most embarrassing adverts ever to star a famous person: