05/09/2012 09:57 BST | Updated 05/09/2012 10:21 BST

Nellie The Talking Otter - And What She's Really Saying (VIDEO)

A tip of the hat to Twitter user @mandypandy32 for alerting us to the semiaquatic video sensation that is Nellie the talking sea otter.

Nellie, as you can see in the video above, is happily chatting away to her keeper. But what is she actually saying? Well now, in a Huffington Post UK Comedy exclusive, we can reveal all - just watch the subtitled version below:

(Translation by @davidschneider and Handface)