It's not often that words escape us, but this one has got us well and truly stumped.
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Nancy Dell'Olio.
This is what Nancy opted to wear to the GQ Men Of The Year Awards last night.
Yep, we've only just picked our jaws off the desk too.
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