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The poor Duchess of Cambridge is no doubt choking on her cornflakes this morning as she reads the latest baby-related gossip-mongering coming out of the US.
In addition to all the usual 'she is DEFFO pregnant' magazine articles from across the pond seem to run with alarming frequency, one publication is now saying they know what Kate is going to call the baby - and that her choice will leave the Queen fuming.
Yep, you've guessed it - it's Diana.
Star magazine claims a source told them the decision may 'shock the Queen' but that Kate was determined to honour her late mother-in-law.
The source also claimed that they knew when and where the 'baby' was conceived (oh yuck!) claiming:
"A woman can always tell when the earliest signs appear, and it's believed that a passionate night together at their rented country house on an estate in Wales, just after the end of the London Olympics, did the trick."
All too much, isn't it? Can you IMAGINE your reproductive system constantly being under this much scrutiny?
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