Theo Walcott is arguably not a good enough player to warrant a chant to implore him to stay. However such is the madness that is Arsenal's internet fanbase that a couple of innovators decided to record a song.
'Sing da Ting' implores Walcott, whose most prolific season has seen him score 13 goals, to sign a new contract because "You’ll never get more love than from The Gunners."
It also features such lyrics as:
We got Podolski, we got Giroud, even Gervinho’s been up front too.
That ain’t to say that they’re better than you, but you got a year left, so what you gonna do then?
Well actually, they probably are. Even Giroud (he scored 24 goals in Montpellier's Ligue 1 success in 2011-12).
Worst of all, this-so-bad-it-should-be-a-parody-but-it-isn't effort makes reference to Emmanuel Frimpong and his phrase 'Dench', whatever that means.