11/10/2012 05:19 BST | Updated 11/10/2012 11:45 BST

Morrissey On The Colbert Report (VIDEO)

You'll never guess who showed up on The Colbert Report the other night. Only Manchester's very own "Mr Chuckles", Morrissey!

And as is traditional, mardy Mozzer sat down for a little chat with his host before leading everyone in a cheery singalong. The topics up for discussion? The royal family ("absolutely horrible people"); Pippa Middleton ("horrendous"); and the likelihood of a Smiths reunion ("not everybody is a fat old slag").

The faux right-wing talk show host also quizzed Morrissey about his vegetarianism - and posed the question of whether it would be OK to eat a lamb that was a "f***ing asshole". Click play above to find out Morrissey's answer... though we think you can already guess what it was.

(Colbert-style tip o' the hat: @ChicaLolita)