Oh dear - talk about indignity piled on top of indignity!
Sean Carl Payne, 35, was arrested and charged with public intoxication outside Shamrocks Pub in Humble, Texas, last Thursday night. He was so drunk, police had to physically hold his head up so he could have his mugshot taken, reports local news website KMOV.com...
Now, far be it from us to brand a man guilty before he's had the chance of a fair trial - but it's not looking good is it, Sean? Maybe stick to lime and soda next time you go out.
Still, he can always take heart from the fact that his experience behind bars has earned him a place in this marvellous mugshots gallery...