Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new contender for America's Biggest Berk. (It's a gameshow idea we're working on in our spare time, in case you're wondering.)
Click on the YouTube link above to hear what happened when our new heroine, Donna, called to voice her concerns about deer crossings during a radio phone-in show in Fargo, North Dakota.
You see, poor Donna's had three deer-related car accidents over recent months - all shortly after passing a "deer crossing" sign. Her solution? The authorities should move the signs in order to encourage the deer to cross somewhere else.
Actually, we have kind of the opposite problem to Donna. There's a clearly sign-posted zebra crossing at the end of our street. But in all the years we've lived here, we've never seen a zebra take advantage of it. Nope, not one zebra.
And staying on the deer theme: marvel at our amazing 'Deer vs Cats' videos...