Harry could only manage to hoist his new squeeze half way into the air as the pair mucked about in a leaked photo from an after party following their Madison Square Garden gig in New York last week.
Admirable effort though, Hazza!
Meanwhile, Haylor (as they have now been nicknamed) are holed up in the English countryside after Taylor jetted back to the UK with Harry to watch him perform with the rest of One Direction at the 'X Factor' final on Sunday.
A fan spotted them in a restaurant in Derbyshire and stopped them for a photo, with an eyewitness telling E! news that they were "the nicest people ever," and "just seemed normal...like they were a couple, but not all over each other, obviously."