23/04/2013 09:27 BST

'Fake Shower' App Will Disguise Your Bathroom Noises (VIDEO)

Ladies and gents! Do you get horribly embarrassed about the noises you make when you go to the bathroom?

Well, apart from therapy, may we also recommend the new 'Fake Shower' app from Akatu.

Yes, the days of turning on the shower - or a bathroom sink tap - to disguise your toilet noises are over, thanks to this handy app which (in its makers' words) doesn't just "allow keeping privacy between couples" but also saves "clean, treated, expensive and scarce water".

All you need to do is download the free app from the iTunes App Store, choose between tap or shower setting - and increase or decrease the 'water flow' as you require - and ta-dah! Both your face and the planet are saved.

You can even "earn badges for your achievements both individual and collective" and "share your achievements on social media". We can't wait!

Akatu, you're so right. Love may be blind... but it's not deaf.

(Via Laughing Squid)