29/04/2013 07:23 BST | Updated 29/04/2013 12:39 BST

Kate Middleton's Royal Baby Shower - As Imagined By Alison Jackson (PICTURES)

Alison Jackson/Shloer

Hoorah! Photographer/artist Alison Jackson has been weaving her magic once again - and this time the subject is the baby shower for the Duchess of Cambridge's royal bun in the oven.

Naturally, she imagines that the party has been organised by Britain’s hostess with the mostess, Pippa Middleton. And naturally the Queen and Camilla are also present - as is Kate's mum, Carol. And a corgi...

Kate* admires the new luxurious baby grow, whilst Rufus the Corgi watches on

(Corgis optional for all discerning baby shower hosts)

Kate* certainly has a lot of support from friends and family -

and the new arrival will be exceptionally well dressed

Pippa** keeps the non-alcoholic bubbles flowing for big-sister Kate* with a glass of Shloer

Mum-to-be Kate* sparkles at her very own baby shower…

whilst the Queen* tucks into a tasty cupcake

As you can possibly tell from the captions, the whole thing is a campaign for the alcohol-free party drink of choice, Shloer. But hey - one's got to have an alternative to Gin and Dubonnet, doesn't one?

*not really Kate

**not really Pippa